PAPARAZZI..... Why??
It doesn't take much to get my semi-stunted creative juices flowing. This latest post is about the form of life known as Paparazzi. My views and probably ten minutes of typing, before I go out and fetch a paper. Been going to get a paper since 5am this morning.
I put a picture of Beyonce Knowles at the top of this piece. Why? Because as one of the worlds most beautiful women and a bloody great singer/performer we often see papped pictures of her papilloma, if you get my shrift? Now, I don't look for these type of 'up the celebrities skirt as she gets out of the taxi' or 'Nip-Slips' as they are known, taken by generally overweight, sweating and balding middle aged perverts parading under the name of Staff photographer for 'The Filth.' They appear on a daily basis now, not just in the Lads-mag section... Or the celebrity lifestyle magazines. Or the Newspapers. (The newspapers are getting far too smutty with all these candid shots of various bits of celebrity giblets on show. And the more definition in the photos as technology increases, well. Sheesh)
Frankly filthy pap shots also appearing more and more in the so called tweeny magazines as well. With the ever more Lurid 'Agony Aunt' columns too. BAD. BAD. BAD.
Soon the paps will be taking Virgin Spaceflights up to the outer stratosphere and hovering about 600 miles above the Copa cobana beach, and taking pictures of the latest nip~slip or *ahem* HATE this term, but it is childishly funny, Cameltoe shots. The technology is already up there. The satellites in space can count the hairs on a ladybirds scrotum, so there is no reason that photographs cannot be taken by paps using similar, if less far-fetched, for now anyway, methods.
I love paparazzi.....
(By Lady GaGa.... I hate them other vermin, the pond life that is Paparazzi photographers)
<(ovo)> xx
Rob. 8.36am
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